Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys

rhinozilla:

God, and all this time I was hoping and praying for a Caryl reunion with as little dialogue as possible, and IT HAPPENED. They didn’t say a word, but the message was crystal clear!

You’re safe. You’re alive. You’re here. Let me hold you. Let me touch you. Let me press myself against you, because God how I’ve missed your warmth.

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
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janiesleepswithsirens:

fluffy-moose:

sarahisnotonice:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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i thinks shes beautiful in my opinion 

This girl is my hero.

Fuck yes

Everyone Else in Fandom: *theorizes, makes awesome graphics, writes amazing fanfic, analyzes source material*
Me: *runs around in circles waving arms until the next episode*
number-1-scarrer:

Lookit. reblog with your closest height.
I’m the same height as Armin. 

Same height as Connie! 

number-1-scarrer:

Lookit. reblog with your closest height.

I’m the same height as Armin. 

Same height as Connie! 

an episode of supernatural: a summary
person: screams
person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
person: well fuck
DUN DUN
~supernatural~
sam: hey dean
dean: no sam i'll protect you
sam: uh
dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
sam: ok dean
sam and dean: we're cops
everyone: lol ok
sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
sam and dean: wat about u
relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
sam and dean: no you didn't
relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
later~
sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
dean: cheeseburger
sam: research
dean: diner food
sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
bobby: idjits
sam and dean: fight creature
creature: lol no
sam: it... not ded???? how???????
dean: sassy comment~
relative of dead: hey what's the haps
dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
relative of dead: WHAT
relative of dead: ok
sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
dean: i'll protect u
sam: .......................................................k
sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
dean: looking into the fire with passion
sam: dean wtf
dean: i don't want to talk about it
sam: ok-
dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
dean: wow frick u sam
eric kripke: haha later bitches

welcometo-thefandoms:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

garrisons-burning-down:

anastiel:

cocklesistoblame:

Oh, Dean

WOW DEAN WAY TO BE OBVIOUS

i haven’t seen the episode yet but what the actual fuck is this

Destiel not being canon while being completely and utterly canon

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someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

Inspired by [x]

double-m-b:

red-and-reckless:

apriloneilhamato:

xxgothicblackrosexx:

greatblueskies:

harryfloorcorn:

What is the meaning of life?

A lifetime of callous indifferences
Ah shit

Nothing but stacking paper, Bruh
Damn,

Nothing but suffering
Jfc.

Fucking getting high as fuck.

Fucking doing whatever the fuck I want

My mom says it’s getting high as fuck ^_^ 
Momma always did know best!

double-m-b:

red-and-reckless:

apriloneilhamato:

xxgothicblackrosexx:

greatblueskies:

harryfloorcorn:

What is the meaning of life?

A lifetime of callous indifferences

Ah shit

Nothing but stacking paper, Bruh

Damn,

Nothing but suffering

Jfc.

Fucking getting high as fuck.

Fucking doing whatever the fuck I want

My mom says it’s getting high as fuck ^_^

Momma always did know best!

ghostsfacer:

quarterclever:

kiss-my-angelic-ass:

hes-my-unicorn:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

don’t you understand

with meg gone

now the longest surviving characters besides sam and dean

are the ghostfacers

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No, you don’t understand. Sam and Dean didn’t survive, they’ve died themselves.

Those two out-lived the Winchesters.

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sorry I’m contractually obligated to always reblog posts about the ghostfacers.

nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again